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A-Town I'm Out

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I'm Coming Home Today!

Well A-Town Im outta here! My stay has been pretty good. Youll here no complaints from me. The conference was not nearly as boring the 2nd day. I love the suggestion from the Stiltwalker for me to just sit in the back and play solitaire on my phone, LOL. I actually wasnt too from that though. I sat most of the day on my Blackberry emailing people and checking out the lastest news stories.

We only have a half day today. Once we get out at noon today, Ill have plenty of time to spare because my flight home isnt until fucking 7:50p. Can you believe that shit? All of the earlier flights were booked, so I really didnt have a choice.

Thank goodness my sister lives here or I would be pretty fucked up from noon to 8pm tonite. My sister and I are going to go shopping and then Ill just chill at her place or we will see a movie until time for me to go to the airport.

I cant wait to get home and I am not going to work Friday either! I know me and getting home at 10pm after practically a week outta town, I will be in no mood to work on Friday, so it would be best if I stay my ass at the house!

A-Town I love ya but I gotz 2 go!

PUNS INTENDED....

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremonywasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, butdon't start anything."

3. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this tastefunny to you?"

6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

7. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Molly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Molly. "No bull!" exclaims Daisy.

8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing tolook at either.10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

10. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

11. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

12. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

14. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"

15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in thecraft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

16. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing inthe lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came outof the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off "Because", hesaid, "We can't have chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

17. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

18. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, whichproduced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him ratherfrail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragilemystic hexed by halitosis.

19. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to herfriends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.