"N" Search of Ecstasy

This is not my idea of a good start to the weekend. Sure I love having a 3 day weekend, but not because I'm sick! I'm scared to eat, so I'm just sitting here munching on saltines and drinking crystal light.

I'm missing a lunch party as we speak AND I was supposed to be getting my hair done this evening. I can't go to Atlanta next week with my hair all messed up. I need my appointment, but my stylist said that she is not trying to catch whatever the hell I got. LOL, it was so funny. She said she'll do it it on Sunday though. Yes, I did say Sunday - she loves me!

There have been several people at work and two of my friends have been sick with like a stomach flu this past week, so I don't know if its something like that or if its bad food I ate or what?

I stole this from Organized Noise. LOL, Im always getting stuff from him. Thanks Organized!

Kissed someone on your blog roll?
Not yet, LOL

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
Uhm have I? Cant remember but its possible knowing me

Told a lie?
Who da hell hasnt? What kind of question was that? Show me a person who hasn't told a lie and I'll show you someone who cant talk.

Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?
YES

Been arrested?
no

Slept in until 5pm?
YEP, and Id do it again!

Had sex at work (on the clock)?
Nope - on or off the clock. I needz my nice job honey!

Held a snake?
Hell no! R U Cah-ray-zee?

Ran a red light?
Yep

Been suspended from school?
No

Totaled your car in an accident?
Yep - But it honestly was not my fault. That bastard hit me!

Sang karaoke?
Not yet

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes, several times

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No, but I gave someone elses a nickname

Ever gone to school / work without underwear?
Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes

Broken a bone?
Nope

Mooned/flashed someone?
Yes

Shaved your head?
Nope and never plan to

Slept naked?
Many times

Blacked out from drinking?
No - Who does that?

Played a prank on someone?
YES

Had a gym membership?
Still have it

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yeah

Cried over someone you were in love with?
yep

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no, LOL

Subscribed to Maxim?
no, what the hell is that

Tripped on shrooms?
HELL NAW

Video taped yourself having sex and kept the tape?
Yep

Eaten alligator meat?
Yes

Cheesecake?
YES

Do you watch porn?
On occassion

Been bungee jumping?
Are you outta your fucking mind?

My girl Southern G posted some of these pics on yesterday, but I just had to go back to this shit! My girl Laptop Cutie sent these pics to me and I was like WHOA.

What in the world is prom season coming to. Is this what I have to look forward to when Im a parent. My children going to the prom in sexy dresses or better yet, them hated me because there is no fucking way that Im letting them outta the house in this shit? They are all tatted up with belly rings and everything! What is a mother to do.

I was cute when I when to the prom and I even had an off the shoulder dress, but no where near dressed this sexy.

How many of you think that its okay for YOUR children to dress like this, get tattoos or belly rings while they are in high school? I'm asking because Im wondering if I just too old fashion.

I had a few more pics but blogger is fuckin up again so I couldnt load them.

And just where in the hell are these little mini mees going?

What About UR President

One of my girls sent this to me. This is who we have running the U.S....Lawd!

Amazing!

This is Superstar Nic

"N" Search of Ecstasy and I'm out!

"If you see someone without a smile today, give them one of yours!"