"N" Search of Ecstasy

H.A.M. I Am

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

What it be like bloggers?

I hope that everyone has been having a great week. So far my week has been lousy and I had the worst Valentine's Day ever yesterday and believe it or not, my awful day had nothing to do with a man!

Have you ever received a phone call with news that just made you cry? Well I received two of those devastating phone calls yesterday. The strange thing is, the information I got had nothing to do with me really, it’s just my reaction to the news I received I guess. But I’ll talk more about it over the weekend when I have more time to dedicate to writing. Let’s just say when it rain it pours and Super Star Nic is not a very happy person right now.

In an effort to cheer myself up, I thought that I would do my one of my favorite posts…..

HOT AZZ MESS (H.A.M.s)!

"February Mess of The Month"

Now I don't know which one of her girls told her this non-matching shyt was the bomb, but they need to be ashamed of themselves.

Why is it that people don't tell their friend how fucked up they look before they leave the house?

Look at the leopard socks...that shyt round her neck/that shyt round her waist.

No comment! This shyt is ridiculous!

Okay, I guess this is supposed to be a cute pose.

Why in the hell?

What's up with that damn cane?

What possessed them to do this pose?

A mess!

More mess!

Quadruple mess!

Why is the girl with the hot pink on got her leg up in the damn air!?!

No Comment!

Please caption what these two are thinking?

Is Puffy ashamed of his mom at all I wonder?

NO!

Check out home girl trying to be sexy with her tongue all hanging out and shyt.

He's saying "yeah I know you want me"

This is Superstar Nic

"N" Search of Ecstasy and I'm out!

"If you see someone without a smile today, give them one of yours!"

posted by Superstar Nic at 7:43 PM, |

51 Comments:

At 2/15/2006 8:33 PM Friar Tuck said:

sorry about the bad phone calls

At 2/15/2006 8:42 PM Superstar Nic said:

Thanks! I'm still sad...... ;-(

At 2/15/2006 8:58 PM Ladynay said:

((Nic))

On the 4real 4real, I thought the Mess of the month was my cousin! But upon staring all up in the screen....it's not! I was bout to make a phone call! LOL

At 2/15/2006 8:58 PM Single Ma said:

You are silly girl! Those were some true HAMs.

I'm sorry to hear about your bad news. I hope you feel betta soon.

At 2/15/2006 9:12 PM Superstar Nic said:

Lady Nay - I wish you could see how big my eyes got when you said you thought that was your cousin, LMAO....That is my worst fear about posting these damn pics. I'm gonna be up here clowning and posting pics of somebody's relatives. Jeeze!!!

Single Mom - Thanks!!!!

At 2/15/2006 9:44 PM Superstar Nic said:

Serial - There is more where these came from, LOL. You'll see some more next week!

At 2/15/2006 9:46 PM Carmell said:

damn ok at those knees!!!!! and her girls let her go out like that because they look better than she does and they will get all the numbers.

sorry to hear about your bad news. hope things get better fr ya!

At 2/15/2006 10:40 PM Shawn said:

I hope whatever it is Nic it works out.

I have to admit that when I'm in club now I'm very careful! Don't want to end up Nic's HAM day...LOL

At 2/16/2006 1:07 AM E said:

Oh my goodness...I hope those hot messes cheered you up a lil bit. Wow..the things people think they can get away wearing...*LOL*.

At 2/16/2006 2:41 AM Jameil said:

OH...... MY....... GOD!!! WHY DO I KNOW THAT QUINTUPLE MESS!!! THEY GRADUATED FROM HAMPTON THE SAME YEAR AS ME!!!

At 2/16/2006 7:32 AM Ladynay said:

Girl don't be scared to talk junk about somebody fam...if they look a mess, they look a mess!

If that WAS my cousin she should know better than to have that pic get on the net in the first place or at least lotion up the knees! LOL

At 2/16/2006 7:59 AM meljoy said:

I have to say, th epic of the little guy with the cane, that's kind of disturbing. Does she wants him to grow up to be a pimp? And I love to get drunk, dance, and sweat(hence my most recent pictures), but damn if i am going to put my hands up against the wall and stick my ass out for a picture, haha.

At 2/16/2006 8:33 AM TTD said:

did you get this from HGM.com?? if not, check it out: www.hotghettomess.com That sh*t is hilarious!!

At 2/16/2006 9:14 AM LUVIN ME said:

Sorry that things aren't going that great for you.

Those pics were a mess!

At 2/16/2006 11:04 AM MZPEACH said:

She was so damn funny I had to snatch her!

At 2/16/2006 11:41 AM Anonymous said:

LOL Homegirl on the couch with those white socks on and ashy knees.

At 2/16/2006 12:47 PM Freaky Deaky said:

Sorry about your bad news.

I usually don't think most of the pics are real H.A.M.s but with this post I stand corrected. *Shake my head*

Add the girl in the first picture to my list of erection killers. Whoever took the picture and then decided to pimp it out over the Internet needs his/her/it's ass stomped.

At 2/16/2006 2:13 PM Supa said:

Nic, sorry you got the blues, Ma! Seems to be going around. I'm sending you a cyberhug...

NOW!

1. Crackin up at the first photo @ chick w/the ashy knees. And she's got some stuffed animals POZIN on the couch behind her. WTF!!??

2. That pic with the guy up the girls butt looks like Ashy Larry from the Dave Chappelle show.

3. Bruhman in the drawls and socks...I'm just shaking my head. You know he *thinks* he looks good.

Can't even comment on the rest!!! Too H.A.M.mish!!!

At 2/16/2006 2:27 PM Msnhim said:

LMAO!!!!!! Those pics are hilarious

At 2/16/2006 2:47 PM Lāā said:

I hope things work out for you. Cheer up!

These pics are a mess. One of my worst thoughts is that someone took a pic of me at the Diddy party when I fell on the floor. LOL

At 2/16/2006 3:50 PM Stephen A. Bess said:

Wow...wow! I don't know if it's country or just crazy! lol

At 2/16/2006 4:15 PM princessdominique said:

No to every last one of those photos *lol* what the heezy?

At 2/16/2006 4:42 PM Friar Tuck said:

love the little boy with the cane.

At 2/16/2006 4:54 PM Anonymous said:

Actually, the two with the cutoff jeans and bikini tops have tight bods! They've clearly spent time in the gym. I ain't even half-mad at 'em...'cept for the obvious raunch factor.

At 2/16/2006 5:40 PM Anonymous said:

Just plain damn awful!!!!!!!!!!!

At 2/16/2006 5:46 PM Superstar Nic said:

LMAO @ Ga Peach! Girl you are crazy!

Freaky - You got me cracking up to!

LaaLaa - I wish I had a pic of that!

At 2/16/2006 5:48 PM Anonymous said:

Those were funny...and that freak on the first pic with thos ashy a$$ knees, what was she thinking? That's a comedian that has that girl sitting on top of his head. I've seen him on Comic View!

At 2/16/2006 6:00 PM nikki said:

what in da HELL was that last photo about??? i love a brotha to get buff, but he might as well go naked than to wear bikini underwear. man, but he just looks STANK. i am now officially over being horny. thanks!

At 2/16/2006 6:30 PM Superstar Nic said:

Nikki - You know that muthafugger thinks he is the damn bomb with those damn draws and socks on, LOL.

Accomplice - I would be so damn ashamed of her. I mean she looks too damn ghetto! I mean she has grown children for crying out loud!

At 2/16/2006 7:47 PM ddsprncs said:

It's a sign, The end is near, Poeple need help!!!!

At 2/16/2006 8:43 PM feels good b n FREE said:

feel better mama

*i thought i was in the club for a minute wit jackie o playin...lol*

those pix r priceless
lol

At 2/16/2006 9:52 PM Abeni said:

LOL,I needed the laugh.

At 2/16/2006 9:56 PM Anonymous said:

"N" search

Aight got a caption for your photo:
Guy 1 in white bikini top: "If I tilt my head down a lil you can't see my Adams apple"

Guy two : "I shoulda waxed my moustache it looks like it is growin' out"

hehehe they are all a mess *snickers*

At 2/16/2006 10:02 PM Freaky Deaky said:

My captions:

Red hat: I don't know what hurts more sucking in my gut for this picture or these coochie cutters I'm wearing strangling my testicles.

Blue hat: [Thinking] Daddy says apple begins with an A. (She looks so special with her cute little self. Special educated that is.)

At 2/16/2006 10:04 PM Superstar Nic said:

MzNewAdgenda I'm so LMAO!!!! Now you know you are wrong as hell for that! You have made my night I'm laughing so hard!

That's allright there!

At 2/16/2006 10:16 PM Superstar Nic said:

Freaky D LOL you are a mess!

Thanks for the captions! I LOVE IT!

At 2/16/2006 10:52 PM LadyLee said:

Hey shorty, I posted this in the wrong post, so i am re-commenting...

Calling all skanks!!!!

I swear man... how much worse can it get...

I tell ya...

Nothing like a good Monroe family reunion!!! LMAO!

(just messing with you, girlie...)

Yo, I had to get at you, since you seem to be thinking I am gay? (Go check my blog!)

LOL!! I still love H.A.M.!! Funny as always!!

At 2/16/2006 10:57 PM MZPEACH said:

Yeah they snapped on the captions girl...lol.

At 2/17/2006 1:55 AM Stacy-Deanne said:

Those girls got more crack than Harlem! In the famous words of Grady from Sanford and Son: " Good googily goo! " What else can I say? Ahhh, I'm blind! Now I know why they call it " ham ".

At 2/17/2006 9:34 AM NegroPino™ said:

((HUGS))))Entertaining as always.......

At 2/17/2006 10:12 AM Blah Blah Blah said:

Hope everything works itself out and you CHEER the fuck up...*huge smile*

...thanks for the birthday wishes.

These HAM pictures....too damn much to take in...my eyes are hurting!

At 2/17/2006 1:36 PM The Sarccastik Variable Why said:

now the ones that was just "a mess"...what the hell?!!?? is she wearing gazelles?...you said it sister they all look a hot mess...

At 2/17/2006 2:08 PM Mocha said:

LOL...those were some crazy ass pics.

The ashy knees kill me, and the two chicks with the bikini tops...why does the one on the left look like she's smelling something 'less than fresh'....lol

At 2/17/2006 2:15 PM Miz JJ said:

It's shocking how many people think they look cute. And how wrong those people often are.

At 2/18/2006 12:09 AM Superstar Nic said:

Okay, blogger is f*ckin up again this weekend. WTF????

Why do they keep having problems on the weekend? ARGHHHHHHHHH

At 2/18/2006 3:26 PM Knockout Zed said:

If those pics can't make you smile, I don't know what can. Feel better!

KZ

At 2/18/2006 3:54 PM Superstar Nic said:

Thanks Zed!!!

At 2/19/2006 2:16 AM Rose said:

I hope these pictures helped. They should have made you forget your problem for a minute by giving you a hardy laugh. Yeah! A hot mess indeed.

At 2/19/2006 2:18 PM YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe said:

Dayum, DAYUM, D-A-Y-U-M!!! Proof positive, I'm starting a www.notwifeymaterial.com site for real!

At 2/19/2006 4:47 PM Superstar Nic said:

LMAO at the www.notwifeymaterial.com site!!!!!

At 2/20/2006 8:29 PM Superstar Nic said:

LOL, I know that's right!

These people are through dealing (smile).