10 reasons why sex is better than work
Why did I wake up 2 hours before I needed to and could not go back to sleep? I hate it when that happens.
I am in desperate need of a cocktail! Yes -- i realize that I am posting this at 7am --- and what?
I'm stressed okay!?!?!A long massage followed by a immense orgasm wouldn’t be bad either.
I take a couple of days off from work and do you know what I come back to?
Deadlines, Deadlines, Deadlines!!!!
I did not finish work yesterday until 8:30pm because I had an assignment that is due today at 8am. WTF??? Of course you know I brought that shit home with me because there was no way in hell that I was gonna stay at work until I finished!
I just do not understand how the time goes by so fast!
Now don't get me wrong, I really like my job it's just alot of work at times.
10. Everybody likes sex & nobody likes work, except virgins & only because they haven't had sex yet
9. Sex moans, licks,throbs,pumps etc.,work just sucks
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette after work you feel like smoking something a lot stronger
7. You only get punished during sex if you want to
6. Drinking drives people to sex, work drives people to drink
5. Sex relieves stress, work is the cause of stress
4. Nothing beats the hands on experence you get with sex
3. After sex you feel as if you accomplished something.
2. Sex is quicker than work. at work you have to stay for at least 8 hours
1. With sex you atleast have a choice whether or not you want sex. at work you employers fuck you regardless.
So tell me, why do you think sex is better than work? Hell for that matter why is anything better than work?
This is Superstar Nic
"N" Search of Ecstasy and I'm out!
"If you see someone without a smile today, give them one of yours!"
19 Comments:
I know kinda corny!
Sex is better than work because clothing is optional.
Sex is better than work because the group meetings are more productive.
I have more but I'll save them...LOL.
i love this post :)
Sex isn't on my mind...
Yall are just NASSY>>>>>Yall need Jesus
(good) sex is better than work cuz it's the one time when all that bullshit about team effort is actually applicable for a change.
(good) sex is better than work because the combined effort ALWAYS reaps amazing results.
(good) sex is better than work because there are no long ass meetings involved if you don't want there to be. you can get a quickie in and keep it moving.
Too funny!
Mel - no there is no need to say more!
Breathe!