Sex Meme
Im finishing Meme Week with the Sex Meme courtesy of T. Cas has helped me out by tagging me (smile). This is one particular meme that I have seen and have tried to avoid and I did a pretty good job of that until yesterday. Its all good tho cause I think its a great meme to finish out the week with.
So yall wanna know something about my sex life? Well here it go:
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006? Yes, hasnt everyone?
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, I have but not in a long time.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes, sometimes the reactions are funny. There have been instances where I hit my head on the head board and we will both laugh and sometimes something silly was said. Sex is fun to me, so there is no need to be all serious anyway.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? I have. One particular instance I can think of is when my boyfriend and I were going thru some very serious problems at the time and in the middle of him just loving on me, the tears began to stream down my face. He just held my face kissing me and saying “dont you know that I love you”. Having my tears kissed away during a loving making session was truly priceless.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes, I do, but just like T Cas said, I’m wanna be in the wet spot either, LOL.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? No, I cant say that I have any regrets in that department.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes. He was finished and I just wanted to get the shit over with. I will say that I WILL NOT do that shit anymore tho. If I aint feeling it, I jus aint feeling it. Im not about to fake a damn orgasm over it. Oh well.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? I dont mind some dirty talking, especially if its before. Like I love to hear it when Im still at work or out some where and he is telling me what hes gonna do to me when we get together later that nite. That shit jus turns me on.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX: Yes and as a public health professional I have to say PLZ DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.
10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Hell naw!
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope, not yet anyway, LOL.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? How about it? Uhm I have to admit that I hae thought about it, hell I have thought about it quite a bit but I dont think that I could ever do that with some one I care about. I am too jealous and I do not wanna share and I know that my man would not wanna share this good stuff!
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yeah, during foreplay.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yes and I’ll do it again!
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes, which is why Im on another method of birth control in addition to the condoms.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? This would have to be once a long time ago we were in the act but decided to switch positions and my dumb ass fell out of the bed. It was another one of those times that I could do nothing but laugh, but it was still embarrassing.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I was a late bloomer, 20. My mom was so damn strict on us I was always scared all thru high school and then even after I graduated, I was still scared but scared for a different reason. Scared of what exactly, I dont know. I was jus scary. But I aint scared no more baby! Jus kidding, LOL.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? I plead the 5th on this one. He is my little secret. Well to tell the truth, if you mean right this VERY second, I would say no one.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE? Of course
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Nope, Im good.
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS? Hell yeah. Nah let me stop, LOL. Hmmmmm…I know yall wanna know so I guess I may as well answer the damn question huh? Yep, I would give him a shot.
And for all of the readers who have not already done this Sex Meme, I expect to see it on your blogs next week. Its kinda hard for me to pick someone in particular for this one, because the people Im thinking about have already done it.
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Job Resume
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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Thought 4 the Day
"He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints"
- Joan Brannon
This is Superstar Nic
"N" Search of Ecstasy and I'm out!
"If you see someone without a smile today, give them one of yours!"
